Wednesday, May 9, 2007
/ 10:06 PM
Confucius say:
"He who stands on toilets is high on pot"
"Man who put rooster in freezer get stiff cock."
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew.".
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Man who go to bed with sex on brain wake up with solution in hand.".
"Man who argue with wife in day get no peace at night."
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
"Better to sleep with old hen than pullet."
"Baby conceived in automatic car become shiftless bastard."
"War not determine who right, war determine who left."
"It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent."
"He who lite the fuse of love, get big bang."
"Nail on board is not good as screw on bench."
"Woman who slide down banister make monkey shine."
"Man who have hands in pocket, not crazy, just feeling nuts"
"Sex is like air, it not important unless you not getting any."
"Homework like a juicy steak -- rarely done."
"Everyone want to go to heaven, but no one want to die."
"Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit"
"Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag."
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
