cheangcheang
soon-to-be 17
nineteenth november
100% GUY =P
PMS-Y

my mommy,christie :D
H___A
badminton
FOOD,FOOD, FOOOOOOD!
my o'level results XD
shopping! :D my BIGGGGG bed XD
staying up late
team pjc jersy((:

life to be fair
good 'a' level results
to meet RIHANNA :D
Backpack
Macbook
Hoodie
canterbury gym bag
NEW PHONEEE
better english..mine sucks
to be smarter
to control emotions

CHINESE!! >.<
being restricted
boring people
veggies
being broke, it ain't much fun
people who tell on you
my laggy com
SYLVIA PLATH!!!
jc life
LOSING


christie
huiyi
hilda
Charmaine
jamie
Yi Xian
Elysia
Jingwei
Priscilla
Basecodes: paperlove & liketragic!
Designer:Gertomafre
Image:Threadless

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.
He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies,
"When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"


I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,

"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


Do you go to church?
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back,

"I'm in the secret service